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my Mother-In-Law's awful taste in toddler clothing. She gave Char a 95% polyester warmup suit that very much looks 80's (or, at best, 90's), a red sweater with cats and a VERY large collar, and more clothes that generally look like a 55-year-old woman might have worn in 1985.

And thus, a re-enactment of the opening theme song and credits to "Murder, She Wrote" was born: