For some reason currently forgotten, i decided to teach Charlotte "proper" names for body parts. Or at least reasonably proper. We say "vulva" (because really it's not her ACTUAL vagina) and "breast" and when the time arises we'll say "penis" and "testicles". (On the other hand i say "pee pee" and "poo poo" and "bottom" because "gluteus maximus" is pretty lame even for a 2 year old). Oh, and for fun, we say "pass gas". We jokingly say "the vapors" also.
The problem is that Charlotte has decided that our proper names are lame and has injected her own. Vulva becomes volvo, which isn't totally unexpected. But for some reason she has decided that breasts are "wah wahs" and nipples are "poon poons". Yes, poon poons.
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